On which side of the fence are you?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you are on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrat's demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
A Republican is a responsible person who takes care of himself and his own.
A Democrat expects government to...
A Republican will know the Democrat is brainwashed.
If a Democrat thinks all this is "politically incorrect" speech and complains.
If a Republican reads this, he'll repost it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended" and he wants to abolish the "Second Amendment".
Found on Face Book; I added four lines and eight words.
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